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- Insert = Wich Paao
- Attachement = Naal Laao
- Edit = Sidda Karo
- View = Waikhee Jaao
- Forward = Aggay Sutto
- Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
- Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
- Trash = Mitti Paao
- Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
- Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapee
- Delete = Daffa Karo
- Download = Thallay Laao
- Properties = Jaidaad
- Connect = Naal Milaao
- Paste = Thook Naal Chambraao
- From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
- To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
- Subject = Khaas Gall
- Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
- High priority = Waddee Takleef
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]]>Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao.
Young man was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer’s store.
While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, “Out of stock.” At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntlement.
It was then that the shopkeeper, who had been looking on, called the sales man aside and told him, “When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologize for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like plum jam, guava jam and so on.”
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Getting dressed is a highly complex and organized ritual for men.
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick .
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
and how his subordinate gave reverse KT to boss…
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