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Definitions of Designations in a software Office

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Wonderful Definitions of Designations at Office

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  • Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
  • Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
  • Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women required to deliver the baby, but will not tell anyone.

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