Great Inspirational Thoughts
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- If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
- Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
- Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
- Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
- Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki??? - 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
