Big Junkies

This almost looks like something one of those moron celebrities like Paris Hilton or the Olsen Twins would wear. I hope they do wear this. Because, as you can see, this fashion covers up the eyes and ears. So may be they’ll attempt to cross the street and be totally oblivious to that oncoming18-wheeler that’s transporting jet fuel and plutonium.

Lots of you girls like to go plucking-crazy and pluck out all your eyebrows and re-draw them on. But why be subtle, when you can look like belonging the Museum of Modern Art? Or the Barnum & Bailey Circus.

Ding-dong! “Package delivery! No, this package is not for you ma’am. It’s for him.”

Just as they’ve created fashion-forward styles for pregnant women… now there are cool fashions available to women wearing neck braces and suffering from whiplash.

This one has a simple explanation. See, the designer’s 6 year old daughter was throwing a tantrum and would not stop crying until she got to design an outfit for the show.
NOT SHOWN: The back of this dress features a crayon drawing of a house with 1 window under a big yellow sun that appears to be shooting yellow arrows from all directions.

And from the Brokeback collection:

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